Yesterday's extremely random exchange in the school hallway with some guy I've never spoken to before as I rush to hurriedly clock-in:

GUY (shouting over his shoulder at me as I barrel down the hallway)--Hey, are you a tattoo artist?
ME (confusedly looking down at myself just in case something in my appearance might unlock the reason behind this question)--Um. No. I do have tattoos though.
GUY--Oh.

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