Loss-of-Rectum-Tone Erotica

Rectum too loose? Feel it flapping in the wind when it's even the slightest bit breezy outside? Bladder not quite tight enough to keep you happy these days?

Then come on over here and let me stroke your inner thigh ever so gently. *Wink wink nudge nudge*

Oh no! I'm most certainly not coming onto you. I'm just using a bit of the ol' cremasteric reflex stroking. *Rubbing nipple slowly in circles*

That tickly tingle you're feeling? That's just your cremasteric reflex kicking into gear. *Tossing hair and licking lips*

What, you saucy fellow? Oh yes! That stroke also excites the genitals as well. Or so my instructor says in Lesson #3 on How to Not Accidentally Stimulate the Pee-Pee. Did I fail to mention that? *Ripping off scrubs and straddling you on massage table*

So ends Week 3.