A Conversation with Myself, Or: The Elves, The Sleep, The Goodness

Did you know that 4/5 of the food we eat goes to the production of heat and only 1/5 goes towards work/energy?

Why, I did not in fact know that, L! That is shocking! One might say it is almost preposterous, one might say!

Yes it is. *Picking nose... Smelling own poop*

I think it is time for you to go home and get some sleep.

Sleep? What is this "sleep" of which you speak?

It is the sleep of goodness and elves and goodness.

It sounds ever so magical.

Um, yeah. Good luck on that final.