Not REAL Deaf People!

Sometimes deaf people make me laugh. Not like ACTUAL deaf people. But "deaf" as in delightfully and obliviously and cutely stupid:

GIRL #1 IN MASSAGE PRACTICAL: "You know, we never learned how to give a foot massage last semester. You think you might be able to go over that with us sometime?"

INSTRUCTOR: "Really? Normally they go over that first semester. Well, remind me when we get back from break or something and I'll show you how to massage feet."

GIRL FROM ACROSS THE ROOM (LOOKING AROUND CONFUSEDLY): "We're gonna learn how to massage TEETH?!?!"