Every time I cheer because someone's cancelled or I'm not booked solid for the night, my Spa Massage instructor always looks at me with a "Why are you in the massage program if you don't want to be doing massages" kind of look.

To him I say: it's a lot easier to be enthusiastic about the fact that you're booked solid with 4-hours worth of massage appointments for the evening when you haven't already been at work for 10.5 hours and are tired and slightly crabby and your eyes burn and you wish that you didn't still have 1.25 hours of work to go and your spine feels like somebody punched you in it and did I forget to mention the tired part.