Things I Learned in Week 2 (Part II)

My ethics instructor likes to cuddle with her best friend on the couch--they're really into cuddling. Cuddling cuddling cuddling. Cuddling!

The reason that you toss and turn throughout the night is because your body is keeping you from having pressure develop on the spots pressing against the bed, which is essentially keeping you from developing big gaping bed-sores.

Med students kill an *awful* lot of their patients and do so nonchalantly.

My ethics instructor and her family are really close--they end up in each others' beds throughout the night. Cuddling cuddling cuddling!

All ethical issues are a dilemma. *Except* for the following, which has a right answer: "What would you do if you found out your spouse had a terminal illness and would die within the month BUT there was a drug that existed out there which would cure him/her and which was worth $1,000; *however*, the only place that was selling the drug was charging 5 million dollars for it? Keep in mind that you are to strip any legal routes and any fundraising routes from your answer (i.e. you are not able to raise the money or take the pharmacy to court)." The right answer: you do whatever it takes to get that pill and save your spouse! Life is more important than other things! Oh, and cuddling cuddling cuddling!

My anatomy instructor does a really really poor imitation of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

There are so many bones in the body that it makes me wanna wet my pants and cry and slobber some.

You should not fuck your clients.