How to not accidentally touch the boobies and the pee-pees.
Upon being taught this, I immediately dropped out of the program, 'cause really, ain't that everyone's main reason for being here??
Other things I learned:
How to wash my hands correctly.How to butcher the pronunciation of Greek philosophers' names.That my hands and feet sweat like *mad* as soon as I get even remotely nervous about having to do something hands-on.That you should *always* wear matching socks because you'll have to take your shoes off when you're least expecting it... (This has burned me more than once so you'd think I'd learn.)Instructor will make you spit your gum out into his hand if you chew it during practicals. Girl who gave you gum will immediately swallow hers and then keep making you get the giggles by grinning madly every time you look at her.I should be wearing either baggier or tighter underwear--I'm just not sure of which.How to properly keep a 6-foot something stoner dude from falling as he rolls over on the table with just my little old thigh and some good foot-placement.How to set-up sheets and fold them so that you can work on specific body-parts of the client without making them uncomfortable.That men's "things" tend to get in the way of leg-massages, so you have to be careful not to, um, end up jabbing them when they're in your way.To expect body fluids.
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