Wise Words from My Ethics Instructor

Most Thursdays, the only way I'm able to get through my two-hour ethics class is to entertain myself by writing down the completely ridiculous things my instructor says. I've decided to include my favorites on the sidebar (as I'm sure you've noticed). But I'm also gonna compile the rest here as they arise (so be sure to check back once in a while if you find her gems of wisdom as useful as I do):


"My parents paid for my school... I've never had a real job and I just kinda flutter through life."

"I was like 'Are you reading my note?'... And like two of my friends had sex with my boyfriend... and I'm still great friends with the guy."

Explaining why she's just leaving a videotape for us to watch instead of getting us a substitute instructor:
"I thought it would be better than a teacher coming in here not knowing what they're doing."

"Does life begin at the moment of contraception*?"

"If I took you to the strip club, that would be wrong."

"I sleep with my mom and my sister..."

"My brother thinks he's fat and he's not."

Reading from the book: "Most people prefer to initially take in information by one of three methods: auditory... I can't say that word*... or visual." [Word she skips over is "kinesthetic." We are in a massage school, need I remind you.]

"I'm one of those people who trips a lot and skips through malls."

"Oh good--you're on the same side I am."