To Divide and Conquer

Apparently the more of an ego an instructor has, the more determined I am to destroy them. And by "destroy them," I mean "let the hot air out of them by making their tests look like a cake-walk." I suppose if that's the worst to come out of wanting to deflate pompous asses, I can't really complain. But some days I truly do wish there were less egomaniacs teaching at our school, because I'd probably be getting a lot more sleep.

Point being: last night, I completely slam-dunked my Phys test. The last three seconds of the game, all air, shattered backboard, the ball spinning around the rim with a *wudge wudge wudge* sound, the faces of the crowd agape, and then a slow-motion *kachunk* and it's through, my sneakers squeaking against the floor of the court as I land and the ball bounces off into the bleachers, my athletic shorts waggling as I do a little dance, the crowd screaming and hollering all "Wooh!!!!" and me all hand-to-the-ear and shouting "What? WHAT?" and bouncing my palms in the air.

Not one question wrong. Oh hell yeh.

Unfortunately though, my instructor was in a piss-poor mood and crabbed his way through the rest of the class, which took a little bit of oomph out of my fat-assed enthusiasm.

We ended up taking about fourteen pages of notes in no more than an hour and 45 minutes. This should be illegal.

It made me want to bite him really really hard.

Which is unfortunate, because I find myself both intrigued by the man (as he is ridiculously ridiculously smart and yet only a year and a half older than me, I recently found out--a fact which creeps me out a little bit when I find myself thinking that we could've both been awkwardly standing around in high school gym class together, trying not to get pegged by wild-volleyballs) and yet wanting to strangle his little pasty-assed chiropractic chickeny neck for being so damn condescending in class, depending on the day.

I try to remind myself that this just provides me more incentive to conquer him and his class.

And right now, any incentive is good incentive as the next two weeks are midterm weeks.

So condescend away, oh A&P Warrior. Because you are going down.

*Waving sword in the air and riding off on my warrior-pony*