Crazy Anatomy Instructor, Scene 4: Take 1

Crazy Anatomy Instructor stands in front of the classroom, discussing the musculature of the foot. She explains how one of the muscles aids in maintaining the lateral longitudinal arch of the foot. She pauses, looks like she is having a sudden bright idea, and then says, "Let's make it more visual so you can see what I mean."

She props her foot up on a chair hidden behind her desk. She points at her foot which is hidden behind her desk and which is propped on the chair also hidden behind her desk. She points at what is apparently the longitudinal arch that is hidden behind her desk on her foot which is hidden behind her desk and which is propped on the chair hidden behind her desk. She commences to point out the muscle and the longitudinal arch on her foot which is completely and absolutely obscured from the sight of every person sitting in the class.

She ends by saying, "See?"

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And I'm stuck with this woman again next semester, for *FOUR HOURS WORTH OF CLASS* on Monday nights. *Sobbing and choking a little*