Sick Some Pussy on the Man

My anatomy instructor is brilliant. He's encouraging and inspiring. And he's damn fricking good at teaching.

So why oh why must he be such a cat-hating, sexist, lame-ass douchebag?

*sigh*

Remember that scene in Indiana Jones where one of his students writes "LOVE YOU" on her eyelids and keeps blinking and winking at him all through class?

I totally wanna do that to my anatomy instructor.

But instead of "LOVE YOU," I wanna write, "Stop talking about torturing cats and I will joyfully tie you up and degrade you."

Unfortunately, I don't think that'd be easy to read from afar.