Thursday, April 12, 2007

THINGS THAT WERE TALKED ABOUT AT MY CHIROPRACTIC APPOINTMENT YESTERDAY

  • My enlarged lymph node.


  • Dog shows.


  • Chiro-man's inability to spell things correctly. (See "VIGINA")


  • Not sticking fingers in buttholes during chiropractic appointments.


  • The Screaming Skull.


  • The addictiveness of televised dog shows.


  • Chiro-man's penchant for lawyer girlfriends.


  • My nervousness.


  • My bandaid.


  • My comedic timing.


  • Chiro-man walking me around on a leash.


  • The unfortunateness of almost getting kicked in the groin during reflex tests.


  • My significant-other's past snoring problems.


  • The fact that Chiro-man's longest relationship has been 5 months long.


  • Picking at dry skin.