- My enlarged lymph node.
- Dog shows.
- Chiro-man's inability to spell things correctly. (See "VIGINA")
- Not sticking fingers in buttholes during chiropractic appointments.
- The Screaming Skull.
- The addictiveness of televised dog shows.
- Chiro-man's penchant for lawyer girlfriends.
- My nervousness.
- My bandaid.
- My comedic timing.
- Chiro-man walking me around on a leash.
- The unfortunateness of almost getting kicked in the groin during reflex tests.
- My significant-other's past snoring problems.
- The fact that Chiro-man's longest relationship has been 5 months long.
- Picking at dry skin.
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